At exactly three-fifteen on a bright, sunny afternoon, Asuka Langley Souryu was hit by a
semi truck on her way home from school and killed instantly.
On a scale of one to ten, with one being pleasant and ten
being the worst thing that had ever happened to her, Asuka
rated this event at about an eight point five.
"You've gotta be kidding me," she
groused as she stared down at her broken body, "that
was my favorite shirt!"